Ok. Now this is probably NOT what you were going to expect for 'sweet'. I was thinking of taking a picture of nutella, but I started my diet today, and didn't want to be tempted. So then I was gonna take a picture of my little sister, cuz she's sweet. But then I was in class today...and decided to take a picture of this instead.
Now, there's a story behind this, because you won't understand how this is sweet. This picture represents two sweet things: 1) Helen. My best friend, and one of the sweetest girls I know. 2) Revenge. Revenge is sweet.
Revenge on who?
Casey.
See, Casey is class Pres for our Government class. And he's a great friend, but when he's class pres, he gets slightly tyrannical. And I very much enjoy private chatting with my friends during class. So, I'm chatting with my friend Mandy and trying not to laugh on cam, and he informs us that we need to get ahold of ourselves, or else he'll take away our chat and video privileges. And then Helen wants to see how long it would take for him to take away her chat privileges. So..we started being very obnoxious. And VERY inappropriate. And for your enjoyment, I'm posting our whole conversation here. Now, be aware, the whole time, we're texting about how funny we are. Also, we have a lot of inside jokes. So, if something doesn't make sense, ignore it. Now, use discretion. Don't blame me/hate me/hate Helen if you think this is horrible...and Casey, we(I, not Helen ;) ) love you.
Aurora | 10:37 AM |
Heyyy |
Helen | 10:37 AM |
*dies laughing* Hello |
Aurora | 10:37 AM |
Whassup girly friend? |
Helen | 10:38 AM |
Not much pretty lady. Working on stuff for boyface and attempting to understand the fourth amendment. You? |
Aurora | 10:39 AM |
I'm trying to warm up my dead hands, and I'm staying awake, and avoiding my peppermint patties and nutella, cuz I don't have a cheat day til Sunday. |
Helen | 10:40 AM |
What exactly are the guidelines for this diet? and why exactly are you dieting in the first place? you're like, tiny |
Aurora | 10:40 AM |
I'm going Paleo. |
And I'm doing it so you can see my muscles... | 10:41 AM |
*cough* | 10:41 AM |
I mean, if you work out, you get muscles, but if you eat healthy, you can SEE the muscles. | 10:41 AM |
Helen | 10:41 AM |
Why do we need to see them when we can feel them? |
Aurora | 10:41 AM |
I don't have a boyfriend. So you have to be able to see them. |
Helen | 10:42 AM |
Aww shucks. I suppose that's reason enough |
Aurora | 10:42 AM |
And then I'll be super sexy. |
Helen | 10:42 AM |
Lucky, I am man endowned so the need for eating like a rabbit is not required |
Hon you already are | 10:42 AM |
Aurora | 10:43 AM |
*deep voice* I'm sexy and I know it. |
Helen | 10:43 AM |
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle YEAH!! Or in my case, Jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle YEAH |
Aurora | 10:44 AM |
*dying of laughter* |
Helen | 10:44 AM |
*epic, yet slightly jiggly victory dance* |
Aurora | 10:44 AM |
Not. *breath* helping. *breath* |
Helen | 10:45 AM |
NO YOU CAN'T DIE!! I NEED MY DAILY DOSE OF FEMALE SEXY |
....rawr ra? Don't leave me! Please!! I'll take it back!! | 10:47 AM |
Actually no I won't. It's too true | 10:48 AM |
Aurora | 10:48 AM |
*dying* |
Helen | 10:48 AM |
The conquering hero returns!!! |
Aurora | 10:48 AM |
*jiggle dance* |
Helen | 10:49 AM |
*snorts coffee* |
Aurora | 10:49 AM |
*giggles like a small child with a secret* |
Helen | 10:49 AM |
*giggling like a 9 year old boy who just farted* |
Aurora | 10:49 AM |
*trying not to snort* |
Helen | 10:50 AM |
*sexy face* |
Aurora | 10:50 AM |
*snort* |
Helen | 10:50 AM |
*fist pump* |
Aurora | 10:51 AM |
*descends from sky, blood red cape fluttering* |
Helen | 10:51 AM |
*hears angelic chorus off in distance, feels a strange urge to move towards a bright light off in distance* |
Aurora | 10:52 AM |
*trying so hard not to fall off chair* |
Helen | 10:52 AM |
No Rawr ra we LIKE the chair. It likes your butt. Do not abondon it. |
Aurora | 10:53 AM |
*rubs butt back and forth on chair* |
Helen | 10:53 AM |
*snorts coffee. again* |
Aurora | 10:53 AM |
*refrains from being super inappropriate* |
Helen | 10:53 AM |
*ditto* |
Aurora | 10:54 AM |
My dad has officially been made. |
*DAY! I MEANT DAY! | 10:54 AM |
Helen | 10:54 AM |
Pahaha mine too |
Aurora | 10:54 AM |
*snorting and laughing* |
Helen | 10:54 AM |
Fare thee well, sexy freak |
Aurora | 10:54 AM |
You too, hot mama. |
- Helen left the Main Room. ( 10:54 AM ) -
Now...for the picture.
So, I basically just took a picture of a PART of our conversation just so I had proof that it really happened. ;)
Song lyric of the day: "I"m sexy and I know it. Check it out. Check it out. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah."
Song lyric of the day: "I"m sexy and I know it. Check it out. Check it out. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah."
We. Are. Amazing.
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Carry on.